Tears Of A Petuna

Dearest Diary, today I picked a little petunia.
She had cried for lack of company.
I placed her in a pumpkin patch,
But her constant chatter,
Drove the pumkins round the bend!

Now they cry for lack of sleep.

(Sigh)

Sometimes there’s just no pleasing Mother Nature!

Alien Perception

This is the sort of image my friends conjured up when I told them I was going to study Humans. They have never been to Earth and their imaginations have a way of being a little active at time. Similar paintings hang in the gallery halls of our astrological-intelligence agencies ( or A.I.As as we call them). From what I have gathered from my short time here, some humans are not too far removed from such whimsical ideologies when considering what our species may look like.

Not to worry I have updated our files with more realistic details and have added a few vague images for future references.

text langage poetry

Text language sure is fun to suss out.

Shortly after writing "No Broom" I read the lord of the rings and was inspired to write another poem. However after so many attempts at perfecting "No Broom" I didn't have any paper left so best I could do was to use the cellhone I was given (See I told you I didn't need any inane attempt to help build a phone)

Sent the message off the the publishers but still awaiting a reply. See what you think.

Zarp Tangol's Txt Poem

D elfs r n d w%ds
W their capes n h%ds
d bait n bads n g%ds
n ll d shan'ts n sh%ds

D elfs av now lft de w%ds
hom 2 hng der h%ds
dey now no frm bads n g%ds
n of ll d shan’ts n sh%ds :)