Blurple Bobble-blith-a-binny-blins

Peter Piper may have pecked a peck of pickled peppers but at least he was never subjected to the tongue twisters of the Blurple Bobble-blith-a-binny-blins from the bogs of Blothel Blith Bel Lith.

Bobbles (as they are known for short) travel throughout the Galaxies/dimensions seeking luckless prey to capture and bring back to their home planet of Blothel Blith Bel Lith. There, ensnared in the tangled reeds of the vast quagmires, hapless prisoners are subjected to long complicated tongue-twisters for excessive periods of time.

Once the Bobbles have finished tongue twisting they return their ear-chewed guests to their own home planet without apology or any kind of explanation.

Why they do this remains somewhat of a mystery, though the most common theory suggests they merely like to flaunt their tongue-twisting skills to a captive audience.

By the by, Blurple Bobble-blith-a-binny-blin loosely translates to "The most smarty-pants beings of the Galaxy”

Vanity, it is said, spans the universe and will stand the test of time.

Quoth the raven "Now this is just silly"

Hee Hees

If you think this to be an everyday domesticated cat enjoying a walk in the sun then you'd be wrong. It is in fact a Hee-Hee grinning evilly. Hee-Hees come from the planet Recalcitranton and are best described by what a small yellow winged cartoon character use to refer too as a “Naughty Puddy-tat”.

They travel in enormous metal trays filled quarter way with Recalcitranton’s foulest smelling soil. The tray is covered with a plastic dome made of what he Recalcitrantons call Purrs-pex which has a doorway which swings open and shut like that of an Earthly cat-door (though, again far removed from a Pandimensional doorway).

They are mischievous by nature and have been known to make surprise attacks on the Ageni Spugis and can be extremely dangerous when captured. Their appetite for flesh knows no bounds and claws are forever ready to inflict pain on their unsuspecting prey, which they lull into the sense of misguided trust. It is quite possible that Hee-Hees attracted by a misunderstaning of what the Milky Way had to offer have landed on Earth and even now pose as kittens for reasons known only by them. As a rule Hee-Hees torment their victims with high-pitched shrills but on earth they suffice with purring as to not risk exposing themselves as impostors.

My on board computer describes them as furry demonic vermin not to be trusted or underestimated. It also notes that unlike Cats who have nine lives, Hee-Hees have 81. The entry as to why this is the case has somehow been deleted. I have long suspected Hee-Hee mischief but I cannot be certain,

Guinea Pig story

For those unfamiliar with the Ageni Spugis visit, this is a copy of mynamelez's account


ET GUINEA PIGS
(AKA Guinea pigs wee challenge 52)

It had always been assumed that if an intelligent alien life force were ever to visit Earth it would naturally want to make contact with human brings.

Then came the Guinea Pigs and nipped that theory in the bud, once and for all.

They arrived one afternoon in a most unorthodox spacecraft, that is to say it wasn’t saucer shaped or even round for that matter; a completely different shape from anything that had been imagined before. There were no clichéd flashing lights or smoke screens. It just appeared seemingly out of nowhere and landed in the middle of a farm.

A large crowd congregated. Scientists brought in specialized equipment. Astronomers argued about million-to-one probabilities. Journalists vied for vantage points while the military prepared for engagement.

Awed silence befell the human race as a tiny door slid open and the corpulent furry ETs hesitantly emerged; sniffing the air with twitching noses. They stopped in their tracks, and flicked their button tails a few times before finally heading back inside again. Seconds later the door closed and the ship promptly vanished.

Snubbed by Intergalactic Guinea Pigs, this would not do!

The eve of Interstellar war was nigh.

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- mynamelez 2008
- zarptangol 2009

Enter the Ageni Spugis

There was a story I read recently by some wacko Earth Author called mynamelez accounting the initial Earth exploration by the Ageni Spugis. He called them guinea pigs- a human term for similar creatures that inhabit this strange planet.

Though the facts were more or less accurate, there was of course a lot more to the saga than meets the eyes.

As you may have guessed by now the aliens in question are referred to as Ageni Spugis. Well not really they have an entirely different name in their own dimension but the keyboard I have in front of me lacks many of the characters needed for aiding a correct pronunciation. Also I neglected to bring my Ageni Spugis to human dictionary with me. Careless as I am.

Before getting into the nitty-gritty of the Ageni Spugis misunderstanding (which I promised a close Ageni Spugis pal I would try to put straight whilst here). I though it would be a helpful aid if I gave you a quick run down of this particular life form. I have drafted a quick guide to the Ageni Spugis to be posted in the near future.

Watch this space.