Guinea Pig story

For those unfamiliar with the Ageni Spugis visit, this is a copy of mynamelez's account


ET GUINEA PIGS
(AKA Guinea pigs wee challenge 52)

It had always been assumed that if an intelligent alien life force were ever to visit Earth it would naturally want to make contact with human brings.

Then came the Guinea Pigs and nipped that theory in the bud, once and for all.

They arrived one afternoon in a most unorthodox spacecraft, that is to say it wasn’t saucer shaped or even round for that matter; a completely different shape from anything that had been imagined before. There were no clichéd flashing lights or smoke screens. It just appeared seemingly out of nowhere and landed in the middle of a farm.

A large crowd congregated. Scientists brought in specialized equipment. Astronomers argued about million-to-one probabilities. Journalists vied for vantage points while the military prepared for engagement.

Awed silence befell the human race as a tiny door slid open and the corpulent furry ETs hesitantly emerged; sniffing the air with twitching noses. They stopped in their tracks, and flicked their button tails a few times before finally heading back inside again. Seconds later the door closed and the ship promptly vanished.

Snubbed by Intergalactic Guinea Pigs, this would not do!

The eve of Interstellar war was nigh.

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- mynamelez 2008
- zarptangol 2009