Dimensional Portal Doorways (M.D.P.’s) are essential to my mission. Without them I could never have logically reached such a destination as Earth.
As you are no doubt unfamiliar with such travel apparatus I am going to do my best to describe them to you.
M.D.P.’s are doorway portals that exist on the peripheries of each dimension, safeguarding the inhabitants from awareness of the co-existence of other dimensional beings.
They differ from the type of doors you may be use to inasmuch as they are not rectangular in shape or have anything resembling a doorbell. Nor, for that fact do they have knobs.
I took a solemn oath not to revel how they work, as your dimension is somewhat wet behind the ears as far as such understanding of Advanced or even Basic Portaloligical Physics. Research into your culture shows you Earthlings have a standard answer for such questions "I’ll tell you when you get older."
Ah yes, that reminds me of a sitcom I once had to study in which a kid posed a tricky question and was given the ol’ "tell you when you get older" response. He then replied
"By the time I am old enough to know all the things I was too young to know, I’ll be too old to do anything about them." Or words to that effect.
