“Ageni Spugis” are guinea pig-like, gluttonous creatures, obsessed with excessive noise. Not just everyday background distractions, more the sort of pandemonium raucous that would most likely turn humans deaf (louder the better). By most accounts the Krakatoa Eruption would have been likened to an early morning dawn chorus of twittering birds.
Their carefree days are spent stamping around and gnawing their own edible planet, beneath the hullabaloo of a perpetual thunderstorm. They communicate in high-pitched screams and engage in violent temper-tantrums to lull their young offspring to sleep at nighttime (whence De-jay birds begin to shake the landscapes with their deafening bebop)
Most Ageni Spugi abide by the rules but as with all societies there are the rebellious young non-conformers who call themselves the Quieters. Deep within cavernous hideouts they congregate to indulge in silent defiance. Some of the Quieters perform silent concerts, while their motley fans sit quietly.
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ReplyDeleteZarp - have you heard of the Terrible Hee Hees? So called because of the devilish high pitched laugh they give off whenever they do something evil - as in "Kill them all! Hee Hee Heee!” Currently no one has been able to defeat the Hee Hees, and so they are feared throughout the galaxy. If you are in your spaceship and you hear a tell-tale “hee hee heee!” through your intercom, you know you are stuffed. As to what they look like – they look totally and exactly like kittens – the little bastards.
ReplyDeleteYes I have encountered a Hee Hee or two throughout my travels. They are most mischievious in their antics and are said to be the arch rivals of the Ageni Spugi.
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