Advanced Goes Back (Chess Part Three)

The Stfxthqs have included what they refer to as the “Sajaybee Advanced Goes Back Variation" (SAG 2BV for short) in which the opponent can insist a “Goes Back” on his/her first move. The result of this is quite frustrating as can be seen from the following game between Aweqwqer (white) and Ffffffrqeqqfa(black).

NB: INARA = insists the Avanced rule applies

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1 P-k4____________________ 1 (INARA) Pawn Goes Back
2 P-K3____________________ 2 (INARA) Pawn Goes Back
3 P-Q3____________________ 3 (INARA) Pawn Goes Back
4 P-Q4____________________ 4 (INARA) Pawn Goes Back
5 P-KB4___________________ 5 (INARA) Pawn Goes Back
6 P-KR3___________________ 6 (INARA) Pawn Goes Back
7 P-QB3___________________ 7 (INARA) Pawn Goes Back
8 Kkt-B3__________________ 8 (INARA) knight Goes Back
9 Qkt-B3__________________ 9 (INARA) Knight Goes Back
10 ...

At this stage Aweqwqer leapt from his seat kicked over the table, sending chess pieces flying in all directions, then leapt onto Ffffffrqeqqfa and started beating the living daylights out of him.

There are two schools of thought surrounding the logistics of why the Stfxthqs adopted the Advanced Goes back rule.

The first alleges that they are using it to demonstrate the futility of war, how no side ends up winning if they engage in mortal combat.

The second and more widely accepted is that it gives the chess players a chance to engage in violent arguments as well as keeping the L.A.R.P.S. occupied.